Just Don't Mess with Us
Introduction
These stories are fast food, ice creams, snacks. Right after eating them, you will feel hungry again. They have no nutritious value whatsoever, but I hope you'll find them tasty.
Ever thought about how it would be if you were in love with three persons at once? And all three were in love with you? And with each other? And you lived together? And you all were guys? Wouldn't it just be like a family? That is what Alan thinks...
Alan is a bit rude and he sees and has so much sex that he talks constantly about it, almost without realizing it. He is also an atheist, I think. If male on male sex, graphic scenes or coarse language offend you, this is probably not for you.
Every chapter is a little story by itself, but in the same setting. Yet it is best to read them in sequence, as each story tells you something more about one or more of the characters.
After the first chapters I will be updating this fairly irregularly. I don't think this will be a problem, as there is no specific ending to be reached or no mystery to be solved. The stories are just a collection of slices of life.
Naturally, I hope you enjoy them. If I can make you smile once or twice, I will consider my goal accomplished. Hell, I'll settle for a raised eyebrow.
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written by Terry Lee , 2011-05-04 09:19:24
written by Terry Lee , 2011-05-04 09:19:24
Once again a stunning story. I always look forward to reading them. I merely regret I missed the first two chapters, and I hope I catch the next one should you post it!
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written by Andrew , 2011-03-19 05:55:14
written by Andrew , 2011-03-19 05:55:14
Thanks. 
I used to post on other sites. Never Fanfiction though, as it is for... fanfiction, and I only write original stories. However, I don't post on other sites anymore, and this one only has some sample chapters of the novels I published, or will publish.
Just Don't is a collection of lighthearted slices of life in the same setting. As such I don't feel they require much character development, although, in a sense, each 'slice' adds a bit more to fill each character out.
I'm planning to add to them, but as yet I can't say when.
I used to post on other sites. Never Fanfiction though, as it is for... fanfiction, and I only write original stories. However, I don't post on other sites anymore, and this one only has some sample chapters of the novels I published, or will publish.
Just Don't is a collection of lighthearted slices of life in the same setting. As such I don't feel they require much character development, although, in a sense, each 'slice' adds a bit more to fill each character out.
I'm planning to add to them, but as yet I can't say when.
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Chapter 1 Family Games
written by @scattered21 , 2011-03-19 05:18:22
written by @scattered21 , 2011-03-19 05:18:22
Interesting. You are a more sophisticated writer than I was anticipating. I love sci-fi, and sometimes fantasy, and sometimes historical fiction. Also, most of the combinations of these. I was thinking your story might be more sci-fi romance, but I don't believe I have correctly categorized it. Have you posted on Fanfiction site as well as the other sites you've mentioned?
I enjoyed the chapter; would have liked more character development, although you described them well. I'll keep reading.
I enjoyed the chapter; would have liked more character development, although you described them well. I'll keep reading.
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written by Coach Outlet , 2011-03-04 06:04:34
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written by Coach Outlet , 2011-03-04 06:04:34
This topic was really educational and nicely written. I approach to do some additional exploration on this. Gives thanks for sharing this timely data. We require additional like this.
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well.
written by natural and fake beauty , 2010-06-21 04:29:27
written by natural and fake beauty , 2010-06-21 04:29:27
well serves that teacher right.
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their grandmother!
written by natural and fake beauty , 2010-06-21 04:09:13
written by natural and fake beauty , 2010-06-21 04:09:13
that was unbelievable. their grandmother is hilarious. i love her like shes my own now.
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written by natural and fake beauty , 2010-06-21 04:07:37
written by natural and fake beauty , 2010-06-21 04:07:37
omg i sooooooooo want their grandmother. i love her.
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Where do I go to get a family like this?
written by Averi , 2010-05-22 07:40:59
written by Averi , 2010-05-22 07:40:59
I love them so much. If I could I would trade my family for one like them. I love they way they get even with people.
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Your characters are funny as hell
written by Dennys , 2010-03-19 22:34:56
written by Dennys , 2010-03-19 22:34:56
I really like your writing voice, which is wonderfully distinctive-- and your characters are funny as hell AND well-drawn.
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I like them all a lot
written by Dennys , 2010-03-19 22:34:07
written by Dennys , 2010-03-19 22:34:07
Ahh this is really wonderful! I like them all a lot, they have such unique personalities! And they're all rather adorable 
I hope to read more about them!
I hope to read more about them!
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I died so many times
written by Dennys , 2010-03-19 22:33:04
written by Dennys , 2010-03-19 22:33:04
Ahaha oh gosh, I LOVED this. I died so many times, especially when Matt's grandmother came to visit. I love how unique each of them are, and the way you write it is so accessible and just really freakin' funny. I shall now proceed to worship you appropriately.
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I ate all five chapters up like they were free cheesecake bites
written by breethewriter , 2010-03-19 02:35:09
written by breethewriter , 2010-03-19 02:35:09
I followed you here from your link in the fictionwriters community on LJ and thought I'd leave a review
I ate all five chapters up like they were free cheesecake bites (and I can never say no to cheesecake in any form). First I smiled, then I snickered, then I giggled, then I laughed, and then I just cracked up.
What I enjoyed most about this was the distinct voices and the distinct characters; they absolutely jump off the pages. I love that they're not ashamed or secretive about anything at all. They have such an "EFF YEAH!" mentality and I adore that about them. If you don't mind me saying, I wish I had a mini-Jamie to stick into my pocket and carry around with me.
I ate all five chapters up like they were free cheesecake bites (and I can never say no to cheesecake in any form). First I smiled, then I snickered, then I giggled, then I laughed, and then I just cracked up.
What I enjoyed most about this was the distinct voices and the distinct characters; they absolutely jump off the pages. I love that they're not ashamed or secretive about anything at all. They have such an "EFF YEAH!" mentality and I adore that about them. If you don't mind me saying, I wish I had a mini-Jamie to stick into my pocket and carry around with me.
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The most flat-out hilarious story I have ever read
written by Random Reviewer , 2010-03-17 15:52:16
written by Random Reviewer , 2010-03-17 15:52:16
I honestly think this is the most flat-out hilarious story I have ever read. It was also very hot, but UTTERLY HILARIOUS. I was NOT expecting the twist with Grandma Myrtle. Most awesome old lady in a fic that I've seen.
You're incredibly skilled at thinking up ridiculously amusing revenge schemes, which is part of the hilarity. Chapter Two, in particular, was... vicious, but utterly amazing.
Hope you write more!
(Came over from your post on LiveJournal, by the way.)
You're incredibly skilled at thinking up ridiculously amusing revenge schemes, which is part of the hilarity. Chapter Two, in particular, was... vicious, but utterly amazing.
Hope you write more!
(Came over from your post on LiveJournal, by the way.)
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I have not laughed so much in a long time while reading a smutty story.
written by Quende Lasse , 2010-03-17 02:37:57
written by Quende Lasse , 2010-03-17 02:37:57
I have not laughed so much in a long time while reading a smutty story. It was hilarious, and very well written and articulate. You kept each voice separate and true to their individual characters and characteristics. The scenarios were all very well thought out and flowed beautifully. Your word choices were great and added a lot of action, color, and style to your story as did the phraseology. You must crack yourself up so much when you're writing this. Too funny, and very, very, hot!
Very well done and excellent! I'm looking forward to more from you and your amazing characters.
Kudos!
Very well done and excellent! I'm looking forward to more from you and your amazing characters.
Kudos!
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